1.
Laying in the bed of a truck laughing, while
driving through Quito late at night.
2.
“Dolor de espalda” in an old grandpa voice.
3.
Dancing to “I lost my underwear.”
4.
Dancing in a circle downtown while everyone
cheered.
5.
Driving through the night, not knowing what to
expect, and waking up in the jungle.
6.
Eating conejo with the nuns.
7.
Mucho camel toe. It is everywhere here. Maybe
because every woman wears the nastiest spandex pants.
8.
Our failed attempt at chocolate chip cookies. The
missionaries still loved them because they were deprived, but they were
disgusting!
9.
The senior missionary telling us that we really
needed to marry his son because “his old man is loaded.”
10.
Boobs being whipped out right and left in Tena
to nurse the babies.
11.
Also…. Apparently it isn’t weird for a man to
pee in the middle of the street.
12.
Singing ghost busters almost every night at
dinner with the boys and cousins while doing the Michelle Stratton dance.
13.
The Nasty slobbery kisses we both received by
the creepy man on the bus, along with a million compliments about our hair, eyes,
skin ,teeth, and whatever else he could think of.
14.
CRAZY
DRIV ING! And LOTS of honking!
15.
How expensive anything American is. Mac and
Cheese is 2.50 for a box and a normal sized candy bar is 1.50. Clothes are
super expensive too! The only thing that is cheaper here is the fruit and the
pirated movies.
16.
Granadillas and all of the delicious fruits that
we were never able to try in the states.
17.
A few unexpected DPFs.
18.
Making up fake stories to avoid history lessons
from Juan.
19.
Kassara eating potato soup with dried flakes of
blood in it and PLENTY of Mati’s saliva from being spit back into the bowl a
million times.
20.
Realizing that black people speak gangster, no
matter what the language.
21.
Sneaking illegal pictures in the cemetery and
basilica. They might have pointed us out in the congregation and asked us to
stop, but if they did, we didn’t understand!
22.
Playing the weird Ecuadorian slap game that the
cousins taught us, and watching Mati have a freak out because we were slapping
his brother.
23.
All of Washington’s sarcastic remarks to us.
Telling Kassara that she is half donkey, half monkey, telling us that we are the
reason the car bottoms out because we are so fat, etc. He is a funny man!
24.
Beans and rice with KFC.
25.
Skittles OVERDOSE.
26.
Dominos pizza sent from heaven after a nasty bug
soup with the nuns.
27.
Singing the Lorax songs with Mati and Josue over
and over and over again.
28.
Riding in a bed of the truck in the jungle while
it was pouring and screaming “LLUVIA!” with Meg Larson and lots of little boys.
29.
Ashley stopping a school bus thinking they were
a taxi and asking them to take us to the mall!
30.
Hearing the people make announcements from their
loud speakers on their trucks in the morning, and feeling like we were in the
middle of a war.
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